WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THOR RAGNAROK.
Okay... not what I expected with Hela. Thor's SISTER? Odin's FIRSTBORN? Loki's HALF-SISTER? I guess that's the Marvel Movie Universe's fault for not giving Loki a wife, therefore no child... but sister? I didn't see that coming, I must admit.
Right, let's take this one step at a time though...
So Thor. The mighty Thor. In chains at the beginning of the movie, confronting a fire demon, that started us off with a pretty cool fight scene. Not much to say about the main guy... only because I don't like him that much and there's nothing to say.
Eomer as Skurge? That I loved, I think I can call myself a Lord of the Rings fan. I thought that Skurge would play a bigger part in the movie. I mean yes he was Hela's executioner and yes he died at the end fighting to save the Asgardians, but still, I thought the role would be bigger; or at least that we would get to know Skurge a little better. He just seemed a sort of distant character from the rest.
You're probably wondering why I haven't spoken about my favorite, Loki, yet... all in good time.
So Loki; thankfully not in chains or in prison upon first seeing him. Disguised as Odin, I thought that was hilarious (especially that one line he said after seeing Thor... major LOL) because he was so bad at acting as Odin. Overall though, I feel really bad for Loki. Literally no one cares about him, they throw him around (Get Help) all the time. Let's just say though that Loki was BRILLIANT and leave it at that. One thing that concerns me, however, is the Tesseract. On his way through Asgard's vault we see Loki stop when he sees the Tesseract, but then we immediately cut back to Thor. We all know what that means: Loki has the Tesseract up his sleeve. The coming Infinity War is all about the Infinity Stones, and Loki is now in possession of one. He won't easily give it up, I know him.
Bottom line: Loki, don't get yourself killed next movie, I will die.
Valkyrie was hilarious. I wasn't expecting her to be so... Captain Jack Sparrow. Drunk all the time, not to mention savvy. But let's face it: when that suit went on, she was awesome.
Hulk/Bruce Banner. First of all, will we ever get Bruce Banner back? Second of all, what happened with Bruce/Natasha? Because I love them. Third, Thor beat him in a fight... not bad. Fourth, Hulk's speaking in sentences now... and last, I'm serious, Hulk, QUIT SCARING LOKI. DON'T EVEN TOUCH HIM.
Running over a few quick things now: All of Thor's friends died, I'm super upset about that. I loved them so much.
I don't recall seeing Sif in the movie... was she even there or do I just not remember?
Heimdall was AWESOME people, I mean seriously.
Hela with the knives? Thought she'd have a better/more powerful weapon.
Hela is supposed to be Loki's daughter. Fenris is supposed to be Hela's brother.
Over all it was a great movie. While having a little too much humor, it was still AWESOME and Loki was INCREDIBLE.