Some of the following Ways of the Pirates I did not come up with; but some I did. I'm only taking credit for a few of them, but either way. . . here are the Ways of the Pirates!
When someone asks me what I got for Christmas:
My response when my mom tells me that this could be a good opportunity:
(omgtooreal.tumblr.com) When you do something cool and you know you can't do it again:
When you're in an uncomfortable situation:
(omgtooreal.tumblr.com) When I can't think of a comeback so I'm just like:
When you're searching for something you've lost:
Going along with a friend's idea: