Most people I know are on the Light Side. I don't know why. The Light Side is boring, what's the fun in it? You have zero freedom over your actions, and everything is "I love you" and "I know" or "Please Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope."
But on the Dark Side we have fun. We don't need to control our anger, so we can slice a control room how ever much we want. We are in control of everything, everyone, we have the coolest gadgets, and we can blast LIGHTNING out of our FINGERS. And Anakin Skywalker is on our side. I mean come on.
Some people ask, "why the Dark Side?" My response: "Anakan Skywalker was on our side. And we have a giant floating ship. And storm troopers. And giant walky-thingies. And TIE fighters. And red lightsabers. And lightning. And awesome Legilimency-like powers. What do you have?"
What side are you on? Let me know in the comments!
And just for me: *insert heart emoji here*